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toburnyourkingdomdown:

mightequinn:

Jenny Slate in an abortion romcom? I will be there, day one, front row. Well, not the front row because it distorts the viewing experience, but ja feel.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JENNY!!!!!! GABE!!!!!!!!

a guy i met a few weeks ago added me on facebook then started following me on instagram then he unfollowed me on instagram and refollowed me twice and i can’t tell if he’s just terrible at technology or if he’s doing the social media equivalent of 

why hasn’t anyone gif’d the cnn pregnancy sketch

DOES NO ONE HAVE PRIORITIES 

you should be allowed to make an immediate citizens arrest in the case of any dude you barely know responding to the question “what’s up” with “my dick”

sr