January 2012
OKAY I’M OUT FOR THE NIGHT
love you all hope you all make out with the food/person of your choice
lol my hair looks really stupid
oh god
if i keep my hands specifically placed in the dent of my little love handles all night it will make my curves look flawless
HAPPY 9PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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one of my biggest fears is coming home drunk from a party and posting about fanfiction on my facebook page
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actualqueencersei asked: yo olivia it's cinna i just finished massacring some tourists to get my friend from a bus stop you should come here too i would massacre more toursist for you i love you!!!!!
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LMAO MY DAD IS LEGIT PRANK CALLING HIS FRIENDS PRETENDING TO BE THE POLICE TELLING THEM THEY HAVE RECEIVED NOISE COMPLAINTS AND TO CEASE AND DESIST
LIKE
HIS FRIENDS IN OTHER COUNTRIES
whenever my mom does something to her phone that confuses her she screams I THINK I CALLED FRANCE and hurls the phone at my father
heytinafey asked: DOn't worry about it cuz you're super successful and you have sweet ass legs
juliasboobs asked: i'm gonna say something and you can either take it or send it on back... i wanna be on you
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brynneinabox asked: you have gotten my sister claire seriously addicted to tumblr, like nobody's bidness. it is pretty unhealthy, but also awesome. word, gmoney
my goal tonight is not to kiss someone at midnight
because party with 45 people i went to high school with
just
uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can’t end well
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mischiefmanagement replied to your post: it’s too early to start drinking right
N O N O N O N O N O STICK TOT HE STUFF YOU KNOW IF YOU WANNA BE COOL FOLLOW ONE SIMPLE RULE DON’T MESS WITH THE FLOW NO NO STICK TO THE STATUS QUO (WHICH IS DRINKING)
YOU ARE LEGIT QUOTING HSM AT ME RIGHT NOW
I THOUGHT I COULDN’T LOVE YOU MORE
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heytinafey replied to your post: you honestly make me laugh harder than most people…
i agtree so muych im crying
jordanna there are no words to express my feelings for you
that’s all i’ve got
intoyoursunlight asked: ugh you are ridiculously awesome and you need to go away and leave us mere mortals alone
bodaciouscans asked: you honestly make me laugh harder than most people and it's because you really are genuinely wittier than shit. YOU HAVE SKILL
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you’ve always wanted to say to me.
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sociopathicdorito replied to your post: sociopathicdorito replied to your post: WHO HAS…
hate you
i know
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sociopathicdorito replied to your post: WHO HAS TWITTER OKAY I WANNA TWEET YOU UP
i do
unfollow forever
WHO HAS TWITTER OKAY
I WANNA TWEET YOU UP
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poehler-bear replied to your post
poehler-bear replied to your post: whenever i see penises, i think of YOU!
rofl the people who follow you and don’t know me must have the weirdest impression of our relationship / also, it is my new joy in life to find the weirdest gifs to surprise you with :D
everyone who follows me must follow you
if you’re reading this and you don’t follow...
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poehler-bear replied to your post: it’s too early to start drinking right
the gif that never fails to make me pee my pants
hypospraying asked: whenever i see penises, i think of YOU!
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for reference it is 4:25pm right now
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it’s too early to start drinking right
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bonjourclarice:
applebright:
bonjourclarice replied to your post
what if instead of hair you had spaghetti
what if instead of a vagina i had a wolf
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bonjourclarice replied to your post: what is youre favorite tag youve ever done?
my favorite tag of yours is #bonjourclarice
#who invited the asshole brigade
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thepantsqueen:
These are people that I have fallen in love with this past year. Rather I talk to you all of the time or hardly at all. I love having you all on my dashboard.
baylea | imaginarylives| beyondwit | thornhale | lady-penny-face | poehler-bear | lissomelle | clipboardmouth | rufustfirefly | trackthree | lonesome-town | torvas | adorablelittlelesbian | hjea | sleepyjean | liveitout...
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it’s already new years for some people and i’m still in my pj’s drinking coffee
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A FAVORITE COMEDY PODCAST EPISODE POST THAT NO ONE...
rufustfirefly:
Who Charted? - Let’s Get Outta Here - Howard Kremer, Kulap Vilaysack, and guest Scott Aukerman
How Did This Get Made? - Fast Five - Paul Scheer, Jason Mantzoukas, June Diane Raphael, and Adam Scott discuss the movie Fast Five
Nerdist Writer’s Panel with Steven S. DeKnight (creator, Spartacus; Buffy; Angel); Tim Minear (Angel; Firefly; American Horror Story); Megan Ganz...
Anonymous asked: what is youre favorite tag youve ever done?
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bonjourclarice asked: OR WAS IT CHESS
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fuck me