April 2012
i’m pretty sure my death is going to be food related
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there is a god because how else do you explain jeremy renner’s ass
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do you ever imagine yourself meeting your favourite celebrities and saying something really cool so they think you’re really cool
then your imagination keeps going and imaginary you says something super weird and creepy then the imaginary meeting gets really uncomfortable
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being a military brat means my parents just sort of stopped telling me when my dad goes places and it occasionally creates awkward situations like me calling him asking him to buy cereal when he’s in india or finding out he’s on the other side of the country tonight because my aunt just tagged him in a photo on facebook
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danceanthems asked: /OLIVIA/ WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME FEELINGS ABOUT THESE TINY PSYCHOPATHS AGAIN
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you’re mine (all mine) - cato/clove EP
one. high horses - the swell season [even at your worst babe, you were never as bad as this. you’ve gone as far as you can go, without dying] two. your hands (together) - the new pornographers [crude plays we used to stage, and you’ve saved the best for later, crude plays, and yet they made you mine] three. soldier on - the temper trap...
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we are the sunrise on the savanna
a monkey with a banana
a tribal woman who doesn’t wear a bra
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sometimes it’s fun watching people have a nervous breakdown over fiction in their tags
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hypospraying replied to your post
i took a drawing class in like 5th grade and when they taught us faces, they basically said to put the eyes in the middle of the face… which i thought was hella craaayy at the time. but yeah i guess its proportional?
sociopathicdorito replied to your post
yeah duh that’s what they tell you when you draw faces
hansmole replied to your post
dude, it’s a hot tip...
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bonjourclarice asked: OLIVIA YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE ATTRACTED TO A CHILD WHO DOES THE FUCKING KOWABUNGA HANG TEN HAND GESTURE IN EVERY PERSONAL PHOTO OF HIM I FORBID IT
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glitterflys:
its funny because people think i’m quiet
but i’m just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and i’ll use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
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rachel: how old is ludwiggy
me: 19
me: may 7 1992
me: what
me: who said that
rachel: bless you
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catelynstarking replied to your post
i hear michelle dockery is playing finnick
she might have to bulk up just a tiny bit but i’m in favour
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note to self/world
don’t believe any hunger games casting rumours you read in the next 30 hours or so
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jammyleg | hangednothung | ne-yo:
Swagger
Je swagge Tu swagges Il swagge Nous swaggons Vous swaggez Ils swaggent
J’ai swaggé
Je swaggerais
Je vais swagger/Je swaggerai
Que j’eusse swaggé
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a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
March 2012
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you’ll be alright no one can hurt you now
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my beautiful journey through a late-night viewing of the hunger games
warning this is long and written at 2am and makes no sense probably
[[MORE]]
arrived early with two water bottles of sprite and warned the strangers near me not to look at me during the film
turned to my friend to whisper “i am not hunger games to be here!” but it came out as a scream
3 girls in front of me had...
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mariah: omg dude with a gf sent me a pic of kittens in his apartment
mariah: does he know i'm slightly inebriated and will eff after playing with kittens
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tardisexuality:
They’re called Voca People and...
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“JUST REMEMBER YOU’RE A PIMP
AND THE WORLD BE YOUR HO’S”
– olivia, everybody (via violetcrawley)
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chickadeeinlovewiththesky:
OH MY GOD I JUST...
OH, TWITTER
I HAVE SOMETHING MIGHTY TO ASK OF YOU BEFORE I LOSE MY NERVE
WHEN I AM OLD AND LONELY AND GRAY
WHEN I FORGET WHO I ONCE WAS
WHEN ALL THIS IS OVER
WHEN I AM GONE
TELL MY STORY TO THE MASSES
AS THE EARTH TURNS AND WE CARRY ON
TWITTER
I PRAY YOU
REMEMBER ME
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do you think i could have a hunger games themed funeral
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how dare things exist for me to like!!!
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