hello i’m olivia monster and this is nightline
- twenty-two, human (supposedly)
- your friendly neighborhood optimist
- coffee, sarcasm, alcohol, happiness
- faces, excitement, wordplay, television
- tag commentary, baby animals, music
- quotes, hyperbole, HYPEEERBOLEEEEEEEE
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(more than you’ll ever want to know here and here)
- “it’s all about being incompetent but highly confident” -ian roberts
- “all i do is lie and that has made me immune to compliments” -david sedaris
- “anything out of character for me is in character” -jenny pentland
- “they’re just sincere, salt of the earth, funny bitches.” -wendi mclendon-covey
- “ACCEPT MY LOVE AND FUCK OFF” -kat
- “when are you coming to play with us for real. canada is cold and dumb and there’s moose” -dana
- “you’re the abed to my abed” -mariah
- “i wonder what michelle dockery eats i wonder if she likes chocolate i love chocolate” -sam
a small sample of my soulmates:
