"Obama thinks everybody should go to college like he did. Well pardon me, your highness, but some of us weren’t handed a ticket to Harvard by being the biracial son of a single mother on food stamps. Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the REAL American Dream. That if you work hard enough, your children can have fewer opportunities than you did."

— Stephen Colbert [source] (via gigglemonster)

posted 3 months ago via gigglemonster · © gigglemonster

#crying bc santorum called obama a snob for wanting people to have access to higher education #crying bc his platform is that his idea of leadership is taking contraception away so more babies are born to bad circumstances #and that he doesn't want the influx of tiny americans to have access to education #more people! more people with less opportunities! let's pull this country up by its bootstraps! this is a good idea! #plz no plz do not