A Scandinavian Jedi would use the Norse
A dumb Jedi would use the dorks
A lawyer Jedi would use the courts.
A Viking Jedi would use the Norse.
A horny jedi would use the whores
A surfing Jedi would use the shores
A janitor Jedi would use the floors
A drunk Jedi would use the Coors
a Norwegian jedi would use the Norse
A WWII Jedi would use the Morse
-redux | applebright:...I am sobbing at Olivia’s blog right now