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fey to my poehler (my chief of staff)
posted 4 months ago via 14kj with 138 notes
#no   #when the fuck did this happen   #noooooooooooooooooooope  
posted 4 months ago via mostlypoptarts (© agent-tightpants) with 2,733 notes
#bedheaded 40something year old spy   #playing PIANO   #ok   #no   #person: renner up  

ARE

YOU

KIDDING

ME

RIGHT

NOW

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

posted 4 months ago with 7 notes
#NO   #NOPE   #NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO   #YOU'RE ALL ON NOTICE  
posted 5 months ago with 8 notes
#no   #noooo   #noooooooooooooooooooo   #noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo   #no no no on o no no no nono no nono nonon   #no no no nonono nononnono nonnononoonnononono   #noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo   #nopeoeopenoemenoneoenoenoenoneoe   #noooooooooooooooooo   #NO!   #where are my manners   #no thank you  

#Haven season 3 Nathan Wardrobe Appreciation Post

posted 5 months ago via prettybutt with 225 notes
#what if instead of living   #i die   #how does that sound   #the noises i'm making right now are akin to noises i think you'd hear if you kicked someone right in the spleen with all your might   #i   #do not   #want   #you   #here   #need to   #leave   #ioejwfukjedfyhuirsdnkjfhyu4riekjnn4r8iojrneufil8943   #NO!!!!!!!!!!!!   #no   #nope   #tv: haven   #person: my darling my heart  
posted 5 months ago via the-troubles with 34 notes
#can you feel fire?   #no i can't feel fire   #can you feel ice?   #oddly enough i can feel ice   #you can feel ice?!   #no   #tv: haven   #couple: the only thing i feel is you  

sugarclouds:

“Nathan Wuornos, just another teenage boy trying to take a girl’s clothes off” -Audrey Parker

posted 6 months ago via sugarclouds with 369 notes
#THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER EXISTED   #I WANNA RUB MY FACE ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN   #NO   #PLEASE NO   #OMG   #person: my darling my heart   #tv: haven  
posted 6 months ago via bonjourclarice (© bloggymoynihan) with 8,484 notes
#TARAN LOOKS /EXACTLY/ LIKE MY BROTHER HERE   #MY BROTHER USED TO WORK AT MCDONALDS   #I AM DYING OMG   #THAT FACE AND HAIRCUT IS ACTUALLY MY BROTHER   #NO  

I THINK SOME PPL WHO WRITE FIC HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY INTERACTED W/ ANOTHER HUMAN OR EVEN READ A BOOK ABOUT HUMANS THEY JUST DREAM UP A WEIRD SCENARIO AND MAKE ALL THE CHARACTERS OK WITH IT THEN THEY MAKE A HAPPY BEEPING SOUND, CHANGE THEIR ROBOT OIL AND POWER DOWN FOR THE NIGHT

posted 7 months ago with 14 notes
#in what universe is it normal to wipe food off your friend's face thEN LICK YOUR FINGERS   #AND EVERYONE'S COOL WITH IT??????   #no   #nope  

Avengers AU: Clintasha - un film noir

"We'll always have Budapest."
posted 7 months ago via maestroannie (© ladyavenger) with 2,418 notes
#i dont need this right now   #couple: compromised   #who said this was okay   #no   #NO!  

Clint and Natasha in the bedroom. Hawkeye and Black Widow in the field. They kept them separate; or tried to, anyways.  

posted 8 months ago via humandisasterrr (© resident-vamp) with 982 notes
#THE TOP RIGHT THOUGH   #NO   #I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS NONSENSE   #spies in a war   #couple: compromised  
posted 9 months ago via humandisasterrr (© jmaisonlilhouse) with 3,012 notes
#ohhhhhhh oh no no oh no   #nooooo no   #no onno no no no non onno   #no   #no thank you   #nein   #non   #je ne t'aime pas   #je vous detestez surtout   #comme une plague   #person: renner up   #mariah this photoset is The Renner ok  
posted 10 months ago via bodaciouscans (© matthewinaditch) with 432 notes
#pop dat pussy   #your eyes are fucking teal   #how   #no   #stovens   #i want to pinch your cheeks and tell you everything will be okay   #then remind you of the time you called me stupid on twitter   #then remind you of the time you responded to that stupid author who retweeted my comment about you saying filthy things   #'YOU WROTE IT'   #bitch sit down   #my rage comes from a place of misplaced love   #shutting up now omg   #pip pip   #person: the man with the velvet voice  

dead-end-street | jeremyrennerid:

Manila Bulletin “Style Weekend” June 20, 2012

I was gonna do my usual tag essay but DAMN THIS NEEDS TO BE IN PLAIN VIEW BECAUSE OMG IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS HORRIBLE PIC? THIS IS THE WORST MAGAZINE COVER I HAVE EVER SEEN. WHY DOES RENNER HAVE A BONER? WHY ARE HIS PANTS TUCKED INTO THOSE UGLY ASS SUEDE BOOTS? WHY ARE RACHEL’S LEGS SO FAR APART AND SHE LOOKS DAZED BY THE FLASH BULB. WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PIC? ARE WE SERIOUSLY  TO ASSUME THIS WAS THE BEST PHOTO OUT OF THE WHOLE PHOTOSHOOT? I’M NOT EVEN MAD I’M JUST GENUINELY CONFUSED BY HOW HORRIBLE THE COMPOSITION AND WARDROBE AND DIRECTION IS HERE. RENNER HAS HIS RESTING FACE ON, EDWARD’S HAND IS AWKWARDLY HOLDING HIS LEG LIKE HE DOESN’T WANT RACHEL TO STEAL HIS WALLET FROM HIS POCKET. I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.

posted 10 months ago via goddesspharo (© jeremyrennerid) with 320 notes
#it looks like he's wearing a skinny jean-sweatpants hybrid   #she looks like she's being spoken to in a language she doesn't speak   #jeremy's boots just no   #NO   #they're all kind of touching but not in natural ways   #a lady's best angle is not usually straight on   #it looks like she's just resting her butt on the wall but no other parts of her   #and her hands look like they're in limbo   #it looks like they photoshopped ed's forehead and why didn't they put him in nicer shoes   #WHO SHOT THIS   #SOMEONE GOT PAID TO DO THIS   #WHY IS JEREMY IN THOSE PANTS   #person: renner up  

Jim and Pam of The Newsroom. So adorable.

posted 10 months ago via dunderlove with 77 notes
#push me off a cliff into a boiling vat of my own feelings where i will dissolve into small acidic tears   #tv: newsroom   #his stupiD SQUISHY FACE STOP THAT   #WHAT IS YOUR GLITCH DUDE   #WHERE MIGHT YOUR GLITCH BE I AM UNABLE TO LOCATE IT   #ug sdfjkldfassdfkl   #no   #bye  
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