I THINK SOME PPL WHO WRITE FIC HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY INTERACTED W/ ANOTHER HUMAN OR EVEN READ A BOOK ABOUT HUMANS THEY JUST DREAM UP A WEIRD SCENARIO AND MAKE ALL THE CHARACTERS OK WITH IT THEN THEY MAKE A HAPPY BEEPING SOUND, CHANGE THEIR ROBOT OIL AND POWER DOWN FOR THE NIGHT
andre: holy shit, i am… i’m drunk. we are so not getting a season renewed
justin: why not
andre: because i am the cameraman and i am trapped between a bed and the wall
justin: i’ll do your fucking job
andre: i appreciate it. if i was being eaten by a wolf… justin would be there. justin would be filming
-I don’t want to go on mission with him anymore, Sir.
-After just your first mission together?
-It didn’t work. Incompatibility.
-And what is the problem with Agent Barton, Agent Romanoff?
-… He makes me laugh.
Sergeant First Class William James.