LENNON: I need you to go to the firehouse.
JESS: What? No!
LENNON: You’ve always wanted to go there, now’s your chance.
JESS: No Lennon, not dressed like this! I’m wearing Harvey Rodsman’s bat mitzvah boxers.
LENNON: Jess, we have more important problems than your vanity.
JESS: Okay, but are you going to be okay up there?
LENNON: Yeah, yeah.

Best Friends Forever, 1x03 - Put a Pin in It

in which Alexander Ludwig does not know how to pronounce his own last name

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favorite matthew/mary moments (in no particular order)

MARY: Are you a creature of Duty?
MATTHEW: Not entirely.
MARY: When you laugh with me, or flirt with me is that a duty? Are you conforming to the fitness of things? Doing what’s expected?
MATTHEW: Don’t play with me… I don’t deserve it. Not from you.
MARY: You must be careful not to break Sybil’s heart. I think she has a crush on you.
MATTHEW: That’s something no one could accuse you of.
MARY: Oh, I don’t know…
MATTHEW: I assume you speak in a spirit of mockery.
MARY: You should have more faith.
MATTHEW: Shall I remind you of some of the choicest remarks you made about me when I arrived here. Because they live in my memory as fresh as the day they were spoken.
MARY: Oh, Matthew, what am I always telling you: You must pay no attention to the things I say…