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In the early 90’s in Chicago only two things were clear: We wanted to write and perform comedy, and we knew we would look better in our forties than we did in our twenties. | Amy Poehler
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Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we’re like Oprah and Gale. Only we’re not denying anything.
It’s funny because Tina doesn’t really look like a Tina. I actually call her Betty, because her real name is Elizabeth, and I like that kind of no-nonsense, rosie-the-riveter sound. | Amy Poehler on Tina Fey
In the early 90’s in Chicago only two things were clear: We wanted to write and perform comedy, and we knew we would look better in our forties than we did in our twenties. — Amy Poehler
