11-13/? screencaps of 
→ The Avengers

Clint and Natasha in the bedroom. Hawkeye and Black Widow in the field. They kept them separate; or tried to, anyways.  

sweaterkittensahoy:

my-life-as-a-bird:

Troubles test me
Time unrests me
But you kiss me
Get the best of me

Equal opportunity objectification…

He forgets she’s beautiful, sometimes, hard as people believe that to be possible. But she’s usually just Tasha, stabbing men to his left as he slams someone’s head against a counter to his right. Tasha, who refuses to buy the first round but will always buy the second. Tasha, who taught him the finer points of Olympic curling and falls asleep against his shoulder and throws his boots at him when she’s ready for him to go home after winning all her money at poker.

“Stop it,” she says.

“You’re pretty,” he replies.

“So are you,” she says, and they grin at each other, and she’s not beautiful anymore; she’s just Natasha, and the glint in her eyes is telling Clint it’s going to be one of those nights they’ll probably have to call for bail money.

He grins back and offers his arm.

resident-vamp:

#you are both sore losers

(X)

“You’re drunk Tasha.”
“I’m Russian… I can’t get drunk. And this is probably one of the most tragic aspect of my life.”
“One of the most tragic aspect of your life?”
“I used the word ‘probably’ on purpose.”
“Since we are talking semantic… the thing you said, that you owe me a debt, I think it’s…”
“It’s not a debt Clint. Or a promise. Or even something about karma and universal balance. It’s just my way of doing my business.”
“Nice euphemism.”
”Just my business. That’s all.”
“And are you one of these people mixing business and personal?”
“No. I’m Russian.”
“That’s your answer for everything.”
“Well… red is my color Comrade Barton.”

cupcakesandtv:

Scarlett Johansson & Jeremy Renner
➵ ruining lives, one event at a time

 #i’m gonna need the E! true hollywood story #on how they got from young hollywood party acquaintances to SUPER CHUMMY at the oscars #cus they hadn’t filmed avengers yet at that point #but look at his hand lingering on the small of her back #and then at that disney thing he goes in for the kiss on the hand #and she shoulder bumps him to be like DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU #LOL#but then in moscow they’re waiting for the press line and she sees him #and she’s all OH HEEYYYY LEMME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR FACE #ugh these two #RUINING MY LIFE#secretly married