my face is on the cent stamp in hell
it’s cute that you think you have any
i have lots of swag
i once wooed an irishman by cripwalking okay
danceanthems replied to your post
god bless america
danceanthems replied to your post
oh wait you’re from canada
danceanthems replied to your post
ugly laughing rn
danceanthems replied to your post
only if you credit me xox
i’ll credit you for that on my resume and i’ll credit you for my death on my tombstone
danceanthems replied to your post
my initials are GB you JERK
yes but the rest of your name flows beautifully, grace
there are so many vowels in your last name and round vowels get along with everyone
so just don’t go by your initials and i won’t puke every time i think about you
Santorini (by Andreas Constantinou ®)
danceanthems replied to your post
i’m gonna miss you a lot ugh go away
come with me
i’ll rent us a romantic scooter for two
danceanthems replied to your photoset
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DIDN’T POST MINE friendship terminated
i
don’t
want
to
go
to
jail
“HE’S FOLLOWING YOU ABOUT 30 FEET BACK
HE GETS DOWN ON ALL FOURS AND BREAKS INTO A SPRINT
HE’S GAINING ON YOU
JEREMY RENNER
YOU’RE LOOKING FOR YOUR CAR BUT YOU’RE ALL TURNED AROUND
HE’S ALMOST UPON YOU NOW AND YOU CAN SEETHERE’S BLOOD ON HIS FACE
MY GOD THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE
RUNNING FROM YOUR LIFE
FROM JEREMY RENNER
HE’S BRANDISHING A KNIFE
IT’S JEREMY RENNER
LURKING IN THE SHADOOOWS
AVENGERS SUPERSTAR JEREMY RENNER
LIVING IN THE WOODS
JEREMY RENNER
KILLING FOR SPORT
JEREMY RENNER
EATING ALL THE ASSES TO MAKE HIS MORE BEAUTIFUL
ACTUAL ASS-CANNIBAL JEREMY RENNER”
(x)
photographic representation of my current state
LITERALLY SOBBING
THIS
IS
AMAZING
I HAVE A REPUTATION OF LIGHT IRONY TO UPHOLD
