my face is on the cent stamp in hell
During college, Nathan Fillion used to deliver singing telegrams dressed as Tarzan. (x)
okay so i have a bunch of these that i will reply to after i feel like i have EARNED IT but i need to publish this right now because tears are welled up in my eyes at the beauty
“I WOULD PERSONALLY FILL OUT YOUR COLLEGE DROPOUT FORMS” is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me
Oh look Olivia’s dad is being interviewed!
guys plz recommend good running music
i’ve got a bad case of the docks
First post pregnancy picture of Beyoncé at 40/40 Nightclub.
you’re all following a dork
I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.
And I water’d it in fears,
Night & morning with my tears;
And I sunned it with smiles,
And with soft deceitful wiles.
And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright;
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine,
And into my garden stole
When the night had veil’d the pole:
In the morning glad I see
My foe outstretch’d beneath the tree.
