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posted 2 months ago via merllyns (© -rorygilmore) with 3,993 notes
#juliasboobs   #inspiration for spies   #add some more vodka darling   #person: renner up  
posted 4 months ago via mostlypoptarts (© agent-tightpants) with 2,733 notes
#bedheaded 40something year old spy   #playing PIANO   #ok   #no   #person: renner up  
posted 5 months ago via mostlypoptarts (© renner-ism) with 4,351 notes
#if your drink order is more than ten words you need to re-evaluate your entire life   #and also i might punch you in the jugular   #person: renner up  
posted 6 months ago via gamblechocolate (© jeremyloverobsessedmoi) with 60 notes
#i wanna study your anatomy   #person: renner up  
posted 8 months ago via humandisasterrr (© jmaisonlilhouse) with 3,012 notes
#ohhhhhhh oh no no oh no   #nooooo no   #no onno no no no non onno   #no   #no thank you   #nein   #non   #je ne t'aime pas   #je vous detestez surtout   #comme une plague   #person: renner up   #mariah this photoset is The Renner ok  
posted 8 months ago via notrobertdowneyjr-deactivated20 (© jeremyleerenner.com) with 640 notes
#fucking skinny ties man   #what is their deal   #person: renner up  
posted 9 months ago via captainofamericas (© renner-jeremy) with 148,945 notes
#i don't need to learn make up my husband used to be a make up artist   #we complete each other   #yin and yang but sexylike   #person: renner up  
posted 9 months ago via juliasboobs (© brittany-pierce) with 4,124 notes
#SUNDAY MARIAH SUNDAY WE CAN FINISH   #the unusuals is a show about jeremy renner's forearms   #i'm not her boyfriend   #12 year olds have boyfriends   #i'm her man   #person: renner up  
posted 9 months ago via crabcakes (© rennerpls) with 20,117 notes
#assfdhjkfdjkddd   #person: renner up  
posted 9 months ago via famkess (© therewasneverjustone) with 848 notes
#FRIIIIIIIIIIIIDAY IS THE DAY THAT I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE   #gonna leak from everywhere onto everything until the sun expands and engulfs our planet   #person: renner up  

fightingintheshade:

More proof that Jeremy is incapable of making a normal entrance.

(All photos from Clint-Barton.com)

posted 9 months ago via brynneinabox (© stretchingwithrenner) with 385 notes
#what   #is   #your   #glitch   #actual adult jeryummy renner   #pop a lunge   #person: renner up  

rennersexual:

Jeremy describing how the attendants on a flight he was on reacted when a friend gave him a Viagra pill instead of an Ambien pill (x)
posted 9 months ago via starslitup (© brittany-pierce) with 12,464 notes
#HOW BIG WAS IT   #i mean   #sorry for your pain mr ren-   #HOW BIG WAS IT?!?!   #person: renner up   #do not pass go go directly to the pits of hell  

Jeremy Renner’s boner mishap on the airplane.

posted 9 months ago via notrobertdowneyjr-deactivated20 (© osgiliaths) with 4,757 notes
#HOW DOES ONE HAVE A BONER MISHAP AS A JOKE   #WHAT IS YOUR GLITCH   #remember how i could have been there   #sitting in the green room   #pretending to do something   #hangin out with bella's dad   #just waiting for you   #wow i sound like i'm sitting outside your bedroom window just chilling on a branch tossing stones to make you love me   #..........................   #i love you   #person: renner up   #NO BUT REALLY WHAT BONER MISHAP  

(X)

posted 9 months ago via lancasterdodd (© ohmycheese) with 1,381 notes
#she's trying to think of people with varied backgrounds who could conceivably get together and save the world with all bases covered   #and he's like   #hmmmmm which sports team do i like the most   #hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   #this is tricky i like too many sports but which one do i like the MOST   #jeremy's mom gave birth to a watermelon but she raised it as a boy   #couple: compromised   #person: hip to waist ratio   #person: renner up  

lmnpnch:

Jeremy Renner » requested by ohyeahjeremy

posted 9 months ago via juliasboobs (© lmnpnch) with 1,193 notes
#this movie is pornography it is foul and i refuse to stand for our children being subjected to it!!!!   #revolting   #dispicable   #foul   #rude   #vomit   #take gravol before you see this film   #person: renner up  
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