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Josh casually laughing at his own joke.

posted 1 year ago via anactofwhimsy (© thehungergamestriology) with 33,973 notes
#anyone who knows me knows i laugh at my own jokes   #i am usually the only one   #person: spongejosh squarehead  

Josh for Teen Vogue (2009)

posted 1 year ago via shinebycomparison (© jhutchgraphics) with 3,859 notes
#just shouted 'NO' and my mom came running into the kitchen   #screw YOU little man   #little man boy   #how dare you wear a cowboy hat   #person: spongejosh squarehead  
posted 1 year ago via occupypawnee (© everdeens) with 8,598 notes
#you are the venus fly trap   #and i am the fly   #you are the magnet   #and i am the paper clip   #you are on my blog   #and i am staring at your face even though you are young and it's creepy   #person: spongejosh squarehead  
posted 1 year ago via anactofwhimsy (© panemoria) with 1,575 notes
#half of my brain is filled with the dirtiest lines i can think of   #and the other half is slapping the dirty half and screaming HE IS 19 HE IS 19 YEARS OLD HE IS A TEENAGER   #then the dirty half pulls out a cigarette and is like 'lol bro cool your tits we're all legal here'   #then the clean half is like FUCK YOU HE'S YOUNGER THAN YOUR LITTLE BROTHER   #who will win this battle   #tune in next week   #person: spongejosh squarehead  
posted 1 year ago via humandisasterrr (© weheartit.com) with 198 notes
#no NO   #HOW OLD ARE YOU IN THIS   #UNCOUTH   #UNTOWARD   #UNCOOL   #NOT GOOD   #i hate you   #so cute i am digging my own grave   #digging my own grave with my bare hands   #prepping the ground for beautiful flowers by watering the soil with my dirty older lady tears   #person: spongejosh squarehead  

funkies:

IM LAUGHING SO AHRD I CANT BREAHTE

posted 1 year ago via mostsmartest (© funkies) with 3,307 notes
#it's okay   #you have a GREAT personality   #the hunger games are ruining my life   #person: spongejosh squarehead  

Male celebrities whose jawlines I’d lick → Josh Hutcherson

posted 1 year ago via shinebycomparison (© quellary) with 23,843 notes
#NO??????   #WHY DOES THIS EXIST   #THIS IS ANTHROPOLOGY NOTHING MORE   #person: spongejosh squarehead  
posted 1 year ago via manhattans (© makeafreakshow) with 778 notes
#HATE MY LIFE   #HATE MY CHOICES   #person: spongejosh squarehead  
posted 1 year ago via demarches (© milakunis) with 32,877 notes
#their chemistry is legitimately amazing   #haven't seen the movie yet but i watched their interviews for 3 hours last night like a normal human   #THEY'RE SO WEIRD AND EXCITABLE TOGETHER   #fml   #the nofunger games   #the hunger games are ruining my life   #person: j love   #person: spongejosh squarehead  
posted 1 year ago via networkconnectivityproblems (© capitalnights) with 1,095 notes
#your entire body is just made up of basic rectangles   #it's like god was a kindergartner and he made you with blocks   #person: spongejosh squarehead   #grow the fuck up   #no seriously please figure out a way to age more rapidly  
alicemorgansface-deactivated201 asked: #person: spongejosh squarehead

sobbing

geometry has never been more beautiful

posted 1 year ago with 13 notes
#clipboardmouth   #person: spongejosh squarehead  
posted 1 year ago via occupypawnee (© michaelsocha) with 11,028 notes
#if you change your age   #i'm the first in line   #honey i'm creepy   #take a chance on me   #if you need me let me know   #gonna be around   #if you've got no place to go   #if you wanna get down   #person: spongejosh squarehead  

intoyoursunlight:

9 favourite photos of josh hutcherson
requested by cm-sherlock

#fml this is a josh hutcherson blog now

posted 1 year ago via brynneinabox (© functionalmorons) with 7,107 notes
#i will be your amazonian queen   #please stop being so attractive until the first number of your age starts with a 2   #person: spongejosh squarehead  
manhattans asked: WHERE IS HIS BABYSITTER OLIVIA??? WHERE IS HIS SUPERVISION? WHO LET HIM OUT ON HIS OWN??

ME

I BROKE HIM OUT OF HIS TINY BABY HOUSE

I TIED ALL MY OLD LADY SWEATERS TOGETHER AND I MADE A LADDER

MY WHITE OLD LADY HAIR WAS SHINING SO BRIGHTLY IN THE MOONLIGHT HE WAS ABLE TO NAVIGATE MY OLD LADY SWEATER LADDER DOWN THE SIDE OF HIS LITTLE BABY HOUSE AND INTO THE BIG SCARY WORLD AND THE SAFETY OF MY OLD WRINKLY ARMS

WITH HIS DISGUSTING BABY ABS AND SQUARE BEAUTIFUL FACE

posted 1 year ago with 6 notes
#manhattans   #I HATE MYSELF   #person: spongejosh squarehead  

peetamellrks:

i think i just found my favorite photo of josh hutcherson to ever exist

#GET YOUR BABY MAN BODY AWAY FROM ME OMG

posted 1 year ago via juliasboobs (© jakes-abels) with 46,890 notes
#GET OUT (LEAVE)   #RIGHT NOW   #IT'S THE END OF YOU AND ME   #IT'S TOO LATE (NOW)   #AND I CAN'T WAIT   #FOR YOU TO BE GONE   #person: spongejosh squarehead  
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