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fey to my poehler (my chief of staff)
posted 4 months ago via bonjourclarice (© a-rollercoasterthatonlygoesup) with 212 notes
#my wife is the worst why would she do this to me   #person: skylar jazz lips   #person: sweetheart   #i reject this reality and substitute my own /9a whiskeyverse)  
posted 7 months ago via mostlypoptarts (© stevekazeesface) with 247 notes
#bedhead   #person: sweetheart  
posted 9 months ago via fuckyeahjohngallagherjr (© johnnygallagher) with 137 notes
#WHY THE SCRUFF   #I WILL BECOME A JUDGE AND MAKE YOU ILLEGAL   #that's how law works right   #person: sweetheart  
posted 9 months ago via johnnygallagher with 143 notes
#wife beater   #baby faced grin   #that guy in the red is me   #person: sweetheart  
posted 10 months ago via lannisters with 28 notes
#buy some nice flowers for my grave   #person: sweetheart  
I noticed in your Wiki bio that you dated Aubrey Plaza.

She talked about us dating in an interview and someone saw it and put it on there. I love that it’s listed as an official fact, like, just so you know since you probably were wondering. Aubrey was my first girlfriend when I was about 15 years old. We grew up together in Delaware; she’s from Wilmington as well. We did community theater together, and yeah, we had quite the young love for a while.

(via The Newsroom’s John Gallagher Jr. on Pratfalls and His First Girlfriend, Aubrey Plaza — Vulture)

#so this is why olivia is so accepting of being called april

posted 10 months ago via janeyoucrazy (© vulture.com) with 42 notes
#1) april is awesome anyways   #2) if ppl want to tell me i look like her i will take my crumbs ok adam   #3) JL;KSDJFRIOEWF JE   #i submitted this to claire bc i couldn't handle being the first to react to it   #going to cry because young love   #for awhile   #death   #person: sweetheart   #person: mustache protest  
posted 10 months ago via fuckyeahjohngallagherjr (© alittleintoxicated) with 54 notes
#backlit like an angel   #person: sweetheart  
posted 10 months ago with 10 notes
#i feel strongly that you should date me   #person: sweetheart   #;__;  

submission from avengersss: batman chest hair.

posted 10 months ago with 0 notes
#asdfkljhfeosinfrdkl;sjf   #sara   #asj;dhlifuerhwiuj   #person: sweetheart   #submission  

agent-coulsonn:

John Gallagher Jr. for Filler magazine

posted 10 months ago via captainofamericas (© os-winner) with 372 notes
#whoever came up with the idea to put you in suspenders need to be taken down with a tranq dart   #person: sweetheart  

paperback-raita:

John Gallagher Jr. for Filler magazine

posted 10 months ago via paperback-raita with 266 notes
#STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING   #PUT DOWN THAT FOOD   #JOHN GALLAGHER JR IS WEARING SUSPENDERS   #person: sweetheart  
posted 10 months ago via thefoxborohottubs with 48 notes
#SINGING   #AND PLAID   #AND BEDHEAD   #faith   #i want 2 be your microphone   #/going to jail   #at least he's more age-appropriate than my other loves lbr   #person: sweetheart  

saltyseahags:

Aubrey Plaza and John Gallagher Jr.  

posted 10 months ago via saltyseahags with 57 notes
#CLALIRLRIEEE   #CCLIAAAAIIIRREEEEE   #NO   #why are there other ppl in this photo   #someone photoshop them out   #why the stache   #why the hat   #WHY THE EVERYTHING   #FIRST LOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11   #person: sweetheart   #person: mustache protest   #OMFG MY AUBREY TAG IS NOW KILLING ME  

politiik:

Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) Cover | John Gallagher Jr.

posted 10 months ago via politiik with 198 notes
#IHNNNFKJDSLCNIDF   #JKNXCIERUWDKLJ   #IT'S TOO LATE FOR THIS AND ALSO TOO EARLY   #DISNEY PRINCES WITH FILTHY MOUTHS   #NO   #GO BACK TO HELL WITH THE OTHER STUPID ASSHOLES   #AHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIFE   #this is a music tag   #person: sweetheart   #jisdiowenweo   #i aoknc naint  
posted 10 months ago via fuckyeahjohngallagherjr with 36 notes
#rolls off a cliff and dies   #why are you doing this   #come be my best friend i will teach you the secret handshake   #person: sweetheart  
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