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posted 1 year ago via catokneelsbesideclove (© clovemutt) with 128 notes
#i have the weirdest boner right now   #when tiny psychopaths are the byproduct of your society you are doing something wrong   #the hunger games are ruining my life   #my sadistic psycho child   #whoops  

being a military brat means my parents just sort of stopped telling me when my dad goes places and it occasionally creates awkward situations like me calling him asking him to buy cereal when he’s in india or finding out he’s on the other side of the country tonight because my aunt just tagged him in a photo on facebook

posted 1 year ago with 13 notes
#good daughter award   #how about that time my mom passed out and i had no idea what country he was in   #the paramedics were like WHERE IS HE   #and i was like UHHH HE'S MAYBE IN OREGON   #MIGHT BE IN GERMANY THOUGH   #UGH NO WAIT HE COULD BE IN NOVA SCOTIA   #so i had to be the primary caregiver or whatever and turns out my dad was in vancouver   #WHOOPS  
alicemorgansface-deactivated201 asked: i am curious as to how you became a magical ray of sunshine who lights up everyone's life

in the daytime:

in the nighttime:

posted 1 year ago with 10 notes
#clipboardmouth   #whoops  
lizayzay asked: The only thing in your 'fuck you' tag is a picture of Michelle Dockery.
posted 1 year ago with 4 notes
#lizayzay   #whoops   #but accurate  
violetcrawley asked: THANK YOU SO MUCH I GET TO MEET HERRRRRRRRR OHMYGOD

EVERYONE GO CONGRATULATE ISABELLA RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW GO NOW 

posted 1 year ago with 3 notes
#hemingyay   #GO NOW   #my babyyyyyyy   #WHOOPS   #she gets to meet the executive producer of masterpiece   #okay   #did i write that right   #OH WELL YAY BELLA  
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